Sunday, July 31, 2011

Jiwang Karat Melalut Lagi .... episod 21

Kluar aje dari bilik bos, aq trus g cari Harr..... Memang aq terkejut abis ngan apa yg d sampaikan oleh bos aq tadi. macam macam bende bermain d fikiran aq ni.

"U dah tau kan?" tanya aq sebaik aq bertentang mata ngan Harr..

"Ah ha. I dah tau. Dari last week lagi. tapi I x d benarkan britau sesapa. sorry." Harr cuba meng"explain".

Trus menyirap darah aq ni bile aq dengar kata kata Harr... tu. Sampai hati dia berdiam diri and x kasik aq sebarang hint pun.

Melihatkan muka aq yg merah padam tu, Harr.. trus sambung, "Bukan U sorang jer kene. I pun kene jugak." dengan muka yg agak sedih.

"Haaaa?" aq terkejut mendengar penjelasan Harr... "U pun?" tanya aq lagik. "U mean U kene g Klang jugak ke?"

"Tak. I x pg Klang tapi I kene pg PD. Kene jadik GM kat sana tapi PD bukak lambat lagik, mayb between 6 - 10 months after Klang." sambungan penjelasan Harr...

"Why? May I ask?" aq macam x puas hati.

"Kalau U nak tau sangat, nanti arr, kite kuar dinner, I cerite semua. ok?" ujar Harr... lagi.

"Ahhhhhh !!!!! I nak dengar skung jugak. Dahler U rahsiakan dari I dah 1 week, ni U nak soh I tunggu lak." aq cuba mendesak Harr... agar sambung bercerita.

"U ni pehal pulak. Dok meroyan x tentu pasal. U tau kan, kalau bole, memang I dah cerite kat U tapi I x bole. Cuba arr faham sikit." Harr... cuba menepis desakan aq itu.

"Kalau U x nak cerite, sudah ler. U bole simpan semua tu. G bawak smpai mati." aq yg masih dlm keadaan marah beredar dari Harr... Darah dlm pala aq ni masih mendidih giler.

"D....... jgn ar camtu D....." Harr cuba memanggil aq and memujuk aq supaya bersikap lebih rasional.

"Arghhhh !!!! x der masa aq nak layan." hati aq berkata sambil trus melangkah pergi tanpa menghiraukan panggilan dr Harr....

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Jiwa aq trus bercelaru. Hangin satu badan pun x susut lagik. Baru nak berputik, dah kene berpisah. Habis tu camner nak buat.

Harus kah aq memuuskan perhubungan yg setelah sekian lama aq cuba memertai? Atau adakah harus aq cuba perhubungan jarak jauh?

Susah !!!! Susah !!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenapa? Kenapa kah aq d uji sebegini rupa? Kenapa aq x dapat mengecapi kebahgiaan sebagaimana orang lain... Haaaa? Kenapa ?????????????????????

Kalau jarak jauh lak kang, camner kalau ada org lain cuba masuk jarum ngan Harr?? Aq x sanggup tuk berpisah ngan dia.... TAK SANGGUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sedang aq duduk mengelamun memikirkan segalanya, tetibe ada satu suara memanggil nama aq d keheningan senja yg merah.

"D......"

"D....."

Aq terkedu seketika. Sape pulak yg tahu aq ada d sini.....

Aq tercari cari suara yg memanggil lalu aq menoleh ke belakang.

Alamak !!!! Ko !!!!!!

....bersambung ....

Depa La Kata .....

Korang perasan tak, bila nak bulan Ramadan ajer, nafsu slalu keje overtime. Ntah ler ngapa pun teman x tau. Nak kata Setan, dorang tu kan d cutikan secara paksa .....

Hmmmm ...... Depa La Kata ....

CAMNER NAK TACKLE JANTAN LEO

**** Leo (24 Julai - 23 Ogos) ****

Orang nya :



Penyayang, warm hearted, tidak kedekut bila mahu berkongsi kesenangan dan kemewahan dengan org yg disayangi nya. Jejaka Leo ini juga seorg yg ambitious, self-centered tapi tak ego...(jejaka Leo memang gitu).


Tips utk memikat :

Sebagai perempuan, harus lah menunjukkan kewanitaan yg selembut-lembut nya.Kena tahu bagaimana menilai dan menghargai setiap ciri dan kualiti ada pada jejaka Leo.



WARNING :

Jangan..saya ulangi..JANGAN bercakap atau memuji lelaki lain di hadapan LEO. Mereka tak suka dibanding-bandingkan dengan org lain.. mereka tu sensitif! Sikit sikit tak boleh, nanti merajok, balik bilang mak.


RAMADAN KAREEM

Salam semua geng geng aq yg setia,

Bulan Ramadan dah nak tiba. (sok dah nak pose). Seronok sangat kerna dapat kita semua beribadah untuk meloposkan diri dari dosa dosa yg menimbun ni. (Tapi jgn ar korang dok beribadah pd bulan Ramadan jer; bulan lain pun kene jugak)

Harap harap, dapat ler kite semua melaksanakan rukun Islam yg ke tiga ini ngan hati yg tenang and moga dapat rahmat d sebalik segala yg kite amalkan. AMIN.

                                                                 SELAMAT BERPUASA ....

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Through The Years...

This song is dedicated to somone very special in my life...

Aq Thru D Years.......

Sometimes when we look back on our journey, we tend to laugh at some of the things we've done in the past. Should have no regrets but always look at the accomplishments we have achieved. Truly, we did make some mistakes along d way but we should learn from them and not repeat d mistakes again.

For me, I am content with what I have been thru....

Zaman "remos"
penting tuuuu

In my late 20's
enjoying d outdoors

My college years in Tennessee

Zaman bertocang...
"Blonde" tuuu.... wajib

D socializing era....
Atlanta, Georgia

Desparate times
Model for an art class

Berjinak jinak with face modelling
banking in on d "muka jambu"
hehehehe

College years....d beginning years

D "must have moustache" era.....

Almost to graduation...
keyword is "almost"

Corporate era .... d beginning years

Looking for d cheeky look

Santai time in Florida

Santai time again......

High school era....
Look at d amount of hair on that head !!!!!

BEST MAN at my bro's wedding....
Last to arrive....
Can U imagine, groom have to wait for best man
hehehehehe
Those were the days


ME ..... NOW !!!

Dapat Jugak Aq Jadi Cikgu

Memang semenjak dri time skolah dulu, aq nak jadi seorang pendidik. Kepuasan yg aq dapat dari menurunkan ilmu kepada sesiapa yg hendak belajar dr aq x dapat aq gambarkan ngan kata kata.

Namun pada masa itu, gaji sebagai cikgu tidakler seberapa. So kerna nak mengejarkan "kekayaan", aq decided to turuti kehendak kedua orang tua aq. So aq pilih bidang engineering. Bukan aq x minat tapi aq ni memang excellent dlm matematik tapi bab sains ni lemah siot !!!! Fahaman kurang (if U know what I mean).

Namun, mayb Allah telah tetapkan perjalanan hidup aq ini. Sepanjang carier aq ni, ngan company apa pun yg aq keje, mesti aq terlibat dalam training (which is another form of teaching I guess). Masa aq kat Silver Spoons Cafe dulu, sempat gak aq jadik corporate trainer dia, masa ngan carrefour pun sama gak. And skung, kat company skung, aq kire dah elevated sikit position, bukan stakat ngajar, tapi kene design and implement training program kat peringkat international tuuu.......

Apapun, aq memang enjoy giler bile wat training, cam ada kuasa bile aq ngajar. Tak aq sangka pulak bila aq ngajar tu, ada jugak orang yg sanggup mendengar and ada jugak yg mempraktikkan ilmu yg aq perturunkan. Memang BEST !!!!!




FLIRTING !!!!!!!!


I have had a couple of questions on formspring about dating and flirting.

Seeing as these are the questions that we have all had to ask at some point it seemed like a good topic to share with my fellow frens throughout their journey, Flirting for beginners.

The dating scene can be a daunting experience for anybody especially if you have just come out or are getting back on the horse again after a breakup.

Firstly the thing to remember is that most people no matter how experienced or confident they may appear are just as afraid of rejection as you are.

The key with flirting is to be subtle. If you come on too strong you may frighten them off. Flirting is as much about the chase as it is about the sweaty sticky result.

Begin with eye contact.

Don't stare. Staring may make the object of your desire feel uncomfortable. Humans are animals and for most animals prolonged direct eye contact is seen as an aggressive stance.

Making eye contact and then looking away whilst keeping an eye out for a return look will help let your beau know you are interested. If your interest is returned then the next thing to do is fire off a smile. You will know if there is electricity pretty quickly.

After your initial contact has been made the next step is speaking to them! Work fast while your confidence is high and while the ice is broken. Your heart will surely be pounding but fortune favors the bold. Forget about the cheesy pick up lines. I find a simple "Hi I'm Dino, what's your name?" is enough. When they tell you their name make a point of using it straight away, "So xxxx, are you having a good night?" It will help you remember your pursuant's name but also show that you are paying attention to him/her.

If you are on the dance floor and talk is difficult then start by slowly moving in close. Introduce yourself and smile. A brief touch on the hand will get things started. Move in close and let the moment work it's magic.

Wherever you are conversation is important and there are a couple of things to remember.

Ask questions.

The best way to show interest is to ask questions. Questions create conversation. Most friendships and connections will be based on some kind of common interest and the quickest way to discover compatibility is to ask. Great topics are travel, sports, music and anything else that you are interested in. You will quickly know whether or not there is a spark.

Avoid talking about yourself all the time. We have all been there. You are out on a date and your date just won't stop talking about himself/herself. Don't be that person. Your friend will want to know that you are interested in him/her.

Be real.

Telling the guy/gal you are a Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire might sound like a great idea at the time but in reality you will just look like a douche when he/she finds out it's not true. Be honest about who you are. The people worth meeting will be interested in you for who you are.

Body Language.

When you are speaking to your friend keep your pose open and face them. Look them in the eye. Do not fold or cross your arms. This creates a barrier between you. Alternatively if your friend crosses his arms or does not make eye contact with you then it's time to wrap it up.

If you notice your friend mirroring your stance then thats a sure sign of interest.

A gentle touch on the leg or on the hand will get the electricity going. After that the rest is up to you. Whether you go for a pash or a gentle kiss, by now you should have struck up some kind of chemistry so it's time to seize the moment.

Dancing.

Asking your friend if he/she wants to dance is a great way to get close. A heaving dance floor and a bit of bump and grind will surely get the fire going. Dancing close, hip to hip will get the blood flowing in all the right places. Your hormones and hopefully his/hers will take over. Watch out for bumping knees. If your rhythm is not so good then be sensible. Banging into your trick and throwing out his/her groove will leave you dancing alone with yourself after a while.

If your not a dancer then look for a pool table or other suitable bonding activity.

Confidence is an important tool when it comes to flirting. Think of flirting like a muscle. The more you work it out the stronger your mojo will get.

Lastly remember,

Everybody gets rejected. It's not the end of the world. There are lots of amazing guys/gals out there to meet. Some will be one night stands and some will become great friends. Many will hang around for the thrill of the chase and then disappear and some will be ready to settle down and get married on the first date.

As you negotiate the players and the bunny boilers always remember that everybody else is looking for that special somebody just the same as you are.

As always,

Your going to be amazing. Have fun, play safe and happy hunting.

SEX ...... Is It Lust or Love?

Your first time :

Who you have sex with for the first time is up to you. There is nothing wrong with holding out for love or that special somebody. In this day and age, where so much emphasis is placed on sex it can be easy to feel like we are missing out if we are not having it or to feel pressured to keep up with our friends. If you are holding out for love then good for you, remember its your body.

The difference between fucking and making love.

In my experience sex is always better when it is with someone you love. We will all have sex at some point simply because of sheer animal lust and although it will be hot and sweaty and amazing the connection and intimacy you feel when making love to somebody you are in love with can't be beaten.

Always remember:

Sex is messy. It is full of unexpected sounds and injuries. It doesn't always go like a porn movie. Sometimes it works and sometimes it's a disaster. Approach it with an open mind and have fun but above all play safe.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Aq D Land W/out Odorono .....

Suka x suka, aq dah 2 kali ke Karachi, Pakistan. Masa d 1st trip tu chuak ler jugak. Coz sehari sblum aq pg, kat berita terpampang berita hotel kene bom. Hotel 5 bintang lak tu. So aq pun call ar contact aq kat sana. Dorang kasik jaminan yg everything is okay and britau aq not to worry.

So, aq pun redha aje ler. Dah jaminan d beri. Kene tawakal ajer.

Apapun, yg paling aq ingat kat Karachi ni, majority dr org dia kalau time tgh panas, PERGH!!! aircon dorang menyusuk kalbu ! Harapkan muka ajer lawa, tapi bau bole d perbaiki lagik. Tapi x semua ar... Ada gak yg very hygenic.



SERABAI

Secara tiba tiba ia muncul d mata,
Setelah sekian lama hilang dr pandangan;
Bole lagi terasa bagaimana ia menyedapkan rasa,
Hingga timbul rasa kepuasan..


Korang nak tahu apa dia. Itu ler SERABAI, sejenis makanan kahs untuk breakfast yg telah d ketemukan pada aq sejak zaman aq masih kanak kanak lagi. Makanannya begitu unik. Sedapnya hingga menjilat jari.

Tapi lagi uniknya, aq x jmpa pulak kuih ni di sekitar KL. Cuma yg aq tahu, setakat yg aq tahu, ianya cuma ada d Taman Sardon, Glugoq. (kampung aku ler tuuuu)

Tapi baru2 ni, aq ke Melaka kerna ada urusan peribadi. Rupa rupanya kat Melaka pun ada kuih Serabai ni tapi ianya cuma hidangan sekiranya ada kematian. Malam tu lak, aq x sempat nak rasa kuih serabai Melaka tu kerna nak bergegas balik KL. Neway, Serabai yg aq tahu ialah Serabai Taman Sardon d mana sudah 4 generasi berniaga d situ dan ia masih menjadi tarikan ramai pengunjung..

Hmmm.... VERY DER YUMMY .......


CAMNA NAK TACKLE JANTAN PISCES

****Pisces (20 Februari - 20 Mac) ****


Orang Nya :
Segak, bergaya, ngada-ngada, choosy..

Tips utk memikat :

Kasi jer belacan...

WARNING :

Diorang tak suka orang yang macam belacan!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Jiwang Karat Aq continues ..... episod 20

Ah...... Pulau Perhentian...... suatu destinasi yg menarik kepada sesiapa yg suka pada nature. Bagi seseorang yg berasal dr bandar, lain ler pulak persepsi nya. Neway, kerna dpt bercuti ngan org tersayang aq redah ler jugak. Apa yg menarik perhatian aq ialah air laut yg begitu jernih, sejernih embun d kala pagi dinihari. Sungguh menarik sekali bila aq dpt melihat ke dasar laut yg penuh warna warni dan memerhati ikan berenang ke sana ke mari seolah olah tiada musibah yg melanda d hati.

Belum sempay aq menjejakkan kaki aq ke tanah, tetibe aq terdengar Harr.... bersuara,

"Ingat tadi U dah terjun laut. Lama betul U dlm toilet, buat apa?"

"I x berapa sihat laaa. U x nampak ka muka I ni punya la sembab smpai pipi I pun dah x rasa apa k."

"Hehehehe, jgn la dok marah. Salah U jugak. Yg U g ikut rentak air laut tu sapa suruh. Berdrama la segala anggota bdn U too." tambah Harr... lagi.

Hai, si Harr ni, orang tgh sakit, bukan dia nak simpati, kutuk lagi ada. Mujoq la muka jambu, nak marah pun x sampai hati. Jom la kita naik ke darat. Lagi lama atas bot ni kang, ntah apa lagi ar yg akan kluaq." ujar aq pada Harr...

Selepas kami check-in, kami pun jalan menuju ke arah chalet. Bila bukak ajer pintu, alangkah terkejut nya aq. Rasa macam aq dok kat zaman batu ler pulak. Dalam bilik tu cuma ada katil ngan kerusi tuk rehat. TV, hair dryer, cerek air, satu pun x nampak batang hidung. Bile aq on kan suis tuk kipas, mak ai x gerak pun ia.

Siasat punya siasat, chalet tu mmg x berelektrik pun. Cuma pakai generatot, tu pun on dari pukul 7 malam smpai 8 pagi sahaja. Arghhhhh !!!! merana lah aq kalau camni. Yg menyedihkan lagi, aq akan berada d pulau ini selama 5 hari. Oh no !!!! x mungkin. Tobat aq x mai dah. Apa yg aq nak buat ni.... Takkan nak p berendam dlm laut satu hari suntuk kot. Mau hitam kulit aku yg perang muda ni.

Tapi aq lihat Harr... cam rilex saja. Tambah xcited ada lah. So bila dia kata kat aq, "This is going to be a fun week.", of course aq ngan senyum kambing aq menjawab secara berseloroh, "Kannn. Back to nature." Tak tahu dlm hati aq dok menyumpah. Hehehehe. Mujurlah at least jamban dia bole pump/ Kalau tak, x sanggup la aq nak menghadapi minggu yg bakal mendatang ini.

Harr... trus salin pakaian d hadapan aq. WOW ! Manis sungguh tubuh yg berada d depan aq ini hingga aq terlupa akan segala yg berlegar legar d ruang fikiran aq. Lazat sekali. Trus otak nakal aq memainkan peranan. Kalau d ikutkan hati, mau saja aq terkam Harr... d saat ini. Tapi, aq masih waras and dpt lagi control adik aq dari bertindak d luar kawalan.

Siap ajer salin, Harr... trus bersuara, "I nak g snorkeling dulu, U nak ikut tak?"

"X per arr. U pg dulu, kang I follow." jawab aq ringkas sambil aq memerhati Harr... melangkah pergi dlm outfit yg bole mencabar keimanan seorang lelaki.

Walaupun dalam keadaanyg bagi aq amat tidak selesa, namu aq surprise jugak kerana aq actually had a good time. Mungkin jugak sebab Harr... ada bersama, so x terasa ler sangat. Pada sebelah malamnya, terasa amat indah sekali bila kami berdua duduk berbual d persisiran pantai sambil menikmati hembusan bayu malam dan kedengaran ombak membelah pantai. Begitu indah sekali sehinggakan kami merasakan seolah olah dunia ini milik kami berdua.

I guess when U are having such a good time, it flies very fast. Sedar x sedar, dah seminggu kami berada d pulau yg nyaman ini. Jungle trekking, snorkeling, scuba diving d antara activiti yg kami tempuhi. Ada jugak aktiviti lain tapi x bole tulis kat sini kerna blog ini rated U, hehehehe.

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Sejak dari kepulangan kami dari percutian bersama, hubungan aq ngan Harr semakin intim. Setiap saat kami ingin spend bersama. Bila berjauhan sikit, mula terasa rindu. Tetapi satu yg tiada beza ialah hubungan kami x dpt d declare atas sebab sebab yg x dapat aq nyatakan d sini. Namun begitu, kami sering menjadi bahan gossip d kalangan staff staff resort walaupun penafian demi penafian d buat oleh kami.

Tapi aq redha kerana selepas abis ajer time keja, memang kami akan cepat2 pulang untuk bersama. Seperti biasa, setiap yg indah selalunya ada banyak rintangan and cabarannya.

Memang x aq duga sesuatu bakal terjadi yg akan dapat mengugat perhubungan aq ngan Harr and bakal mencabar kesetiaan  kami berdua. Aq d panggil masuk ke bilik GM kerana ada hal mustahak yg perlu d sampaikan pada aq.

Tergamam aq seketika. Tak tahu bagaimana aq harus menerima berita yg baru d sampaikan pada aq ini.....

Hmmm.....

...bersambung...

"PELESIT"

Korang tau kan apa tu pelesit? Kalau x tau, aq pun x tau. hehehehe

Tapi yg biase aq dengar, pelesit makhluk halus yg keje nye menyusahkan manusia.

26 hb ni ada teater pelesit kat Taman Budaya Kuala Lumpur, Jalan Tun H.S.Lee, 50000 Kuala Lumpur.
Time: ‎8:30PM Tuesday, July 26th
Jom kite ramai ramai pergi memeriahkan pementasan teater ni.. JOM GENG !!!!!!!

Paradigma Aq Bakal Berubah ....

Setelah sekian lama aq memikirkannya.
Rasa x pasti mengharungi akal fikiran.
Buntu aq ingin mengenal pastikannya.
Mengapa ?

Kerna aq ingin keluar dari kancah musibah.
Yang telah sekian lama mendampingi jiwa.
Naluri aq sering meronta ronta.
Memikirkan kemanakah arah tuju aq seterusnya.

Tapi dgn secara tiba tiba
Datang cahaya yg dapat menerangkan
Kekelabuan yg menguasai jiwa
Yg bakal dapat memberikan ketenangan

Dek kerna pertemuan yg telah d rancang
Dengan hasrat yg baru d utarakan
Jalan d tempuhi tidak d undang
Namun keserasian yg ada dapat d fahamkan 

Tinggi sungguh harapan yg bakal d gapai
Takut x tercapai hasrat dan tujuan
Tetap aku bertekad dgn idea yg berbagai
Demi kepercayaan, aq ingin kan kejayaan.

Sudah tiba masanya perjalanan aq kini
Bakal berubah paradigma d hati
Agar episod baru yg akan d tempuhi
Bahagia hendaknya membawa seribu erti ..........

Gambar Hiasan
Bamboo,
Kamakura, Japan

Monday, July 18, 2011

CAMNER NAK TACKLE JANTAN VIRGO

****Virgo (24 Ogos - 23 September) ****

Orang nya :

Pemalu, tak pandai mengawal emosi, ceng'eng. Suka mencari perhatian dari perempuan.


Tips utk memikat :
Lelaki Virgo suka yg pendiam, tak kecoh, sofisikated,simple, jgn banyak cakap.. (cerewet pulak si virgo nie) So kenalah pandai menyerlahkan nilai2 kewanitaan, gaya yang manis, kelembutan dan tak lupa kesabaran..(virgo kuat merajuk)

WARNING :

Bila pergi dating, jgn pakai yg ter "over welming".. virgo ini gatal.. (chicky duck) kalau dia over gatal, kasi jer flying kick sama dia.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Jejak Bertapak ... Sawardeekap ... Kap Khun Kap ... June 2011 ... series 5

This is my last entry for Phuket. Ni masa 2nd day. Itinerary dia very relaxing jer. Kitorang d bawak jalan2 pusing Phuket. Mostly visit mosques and scenic area around Phuket.