DAMM !!!!!!

A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a salesman approached him.
Salesman, "Can I help you, Sir?
Young man, "Yes, I want to buy some condoms.
Salesman, "What size do you need, Sir?
Young man, "I didn`t realize they came in different sizes. I don`t know what size I would need.
Salesman, "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?
As he was holding the penis, he called for assistance:

"Give me a SMALL one...

Wait!

Make it MEDIUM...

Wait!

Make it LARGE...

Oh Shit!

Give me a TISSUE!"

The young man just smiled happy and satisfied .......